....actually, I'm quite capable to express myself in proper german, no problem. But I've noticed your use of some american style english and therefore made my comments along those lines...in any case, here are a couple of notes ( randbemerkungen0 I would like to pass on:
"moove your ass-your mind will follow"
cute, but( aber):
move is spelled with on o, not two-
ass sounds the same as ars- ass is a donkey ( esel) ars der butt ( hintern)..move your ars,,,would be correct then..
Please don't think I'm a wiseass ( klugscheisser) but I figured you wanted to know..